I love how there’s twelve actors listed as one character this is the greatest show
You have whole, half-and-half, 2%, and skim:
Whole gay is 100% my-gender-only.
Half-and-Half is Bisexuality, and it goes well with coffee.
2% Gay is Straight, but Shit Happens.
Skim Gay is 99% straight, until exposed to Tom Hiddleson and/or Jennifer Lawrence:
'But shit happens' hahahahaha
how to properly treat friends
did you just tell the president to eat poison for lunch
you dont know our relationship
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
Deviantart user MichaelthePure shows us what The Doctor would look like if they were drawn by Tim Burton!
my goal is to make this blog so popular that when someone writes “blur” in the google search bar the first thing that comes up is this blog and not the song “blurred lines”. we must take down robin thicke
a noble cause
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
a naked twerking statue
*i slowly walk over to a random baby and whisper in his ear* psst. hey. hey kid. what does a boob look like